Isabel Minhós Martins - Daqui Ninguém Passa!

There was a general who wanted to be the hero of a story.

Now, to become a hero in a story, one must face danger with courage, dare to do what one believes is right. For example. Because there are many other examples.
However, the general in this story thought the quickest way to become a hero was to appear in a book. Even without doing anything special.
The general had an army of guards who followed his orders without hesitation. Every order, whatever they were.
Then, one day, the general made a decision.

Absurd, of course…